You guys, take him in back and I’ll be right there. Well c’mon, this ain’t no peep show. Perfect, just perfect. No. That’s right, twenty five years into the future. I’ve always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I’ll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series. Well, bring her along. This concerns her too.

Yeah, gimme a Tab. Ah, where’re my pants? Well maybe you are and you just don’t know it yet. Good evening, I’m Doctor Emmet Brown, I’m standing here on the parking lot of- Um, yeah well I might have sort of ran into my parents.

That’s a Florence Nightingale effect. It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love with their patients. Go to it, kid. Doc, you don’t just walk into a store and ask for plutonium. Did you rip this off? What? This is it. This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning is gonna strike the clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If we could somehow harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the flux capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night, we’re sending you back to the future. Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your brother. Just as I thought, this proves my theory, look at your brother.

I just don’t like most of this

I over slept, look I need your help. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don’t know how to do it. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don’t know how to do it. And he could sleep in my room. He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why Einstein’s watch is exactly one minute behind mine. He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time. Come here, I’ll show you how it works. First, you turn the time circuits on. This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You imput the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.

What? Marty, is that you? Alright, punk, now- C’mon, Mom, make it fast, I’ll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop. Woo, time to change that oil. Ahh.

Well, because George, nice girls get angry when guys take advantage of them. I think I know exactly what you mean. Stop it. Yeah, he’s right here. Never mind that now, never mind that now.

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